‘The Carol Burnett Show’ Turns Relationship Chaos into Comedy Gold
The Carol Burnett Show was famous for exploring everyday relationships in the most hilarious ways, and this classic sketch from Season 3, Episode 11 is no exception. Carol Burnett and Harvey Korman play a couple who simply cannot get along — and the result is a whirlwind of comedy that showcases their impeccable timing and unforgettable chemistry.
A Couple at Their Wits’ End
Carol and Harvey step into the living room as Carol, sounding stuffed up from a cold, complains, “I don’t mind you playing poker with the fellas, but why do you have to do it here?” Harvey, unfazed, reminds her that it’s his home and he can host his games if he wants.
Carol pleads for a little consideration, but Harvey counters that she has her girlfriends over for coffee all the time. Meanwhile, he busies himself grabbing snacks and preparing for poker night, barely listening to her frustrations.
The Guests Arrive — And Things Get Worse
Carol vents about Harvey’s friends being slobs who leave messes that take a week to clean up. Her complaints prove true the moment the guests begin to arrive.
The first friend tosses his coat at her and strolls in laughing. The second drops his jacket on her and comments on how terrible she looks. When she explains it’s because she has a cold, he accidentally blows cigar smoke right into her face. Another man greets her as “Marge,” leaving Carol glaring in disbelief. The final poker buddy cheerfully announces it’s his lucky night before Carol pushes him toward the table in exasperation.
Carol Reaches Her Breaking Point
While the men settle in and chatter loudly, Carol desperately tries to get Harvey’s attention. When he doesn’t respond, she finally yells, “If you don’t turn around right now, I’ll pull every hair out of your head. And that won’t take long!”
The room goes silent.
She announces that everyone must be out by 11 because she simply cannot stand them. Harvey reluctantly agrees — but then casually asks her to fetch beers and make them a sandwich before going upstairs.
Carol’s response is a wordless scream from the other room.
A Perfectly Chaotic Finale
Soon after, Carol is running around the house shouting at the men, and Harvey accidentally walks through the bathroom door, bumping her in the head. Carol collapses right into his arms. Without missing a beat, Harvey picks her up, carries her upstairs, and calls down to the guys:
“Deal me in.”
It’s classic Burnett–Korman magic — a perfect blend of physical comedy, sharp dialogue, and relationship humor that remains timeless.
